Friday, June 25, 2010

WE-THE COMMON MAN


YOU must have heard people talking about the problems of a COMMON MAN, u must have seen them dicussing about the ATYACHARS faced by a common man.yeah tats what they call "aam insan par atyachar horha hai" .Have u ever thot that wat s the reason behind this?is the so called common man a bloody idiot that evrybody is doing atyachars on him amd he is doing nothing?is it so?well it could b the reason but i dont think so.in my opinion there is no term called common man.it is WE-THE PEOPLE who are common man.Have you ever thot what a common man is?common man is that small fish in d sea that is eaten by a big fish in the same sea."badi machli choti machli ko khaati hai par hai to dono machliya hi?" when a 1 man does atyachars on the other, the latter become the so called common man.yes, thats what a true definition is.1 man exploating the other and that other exploating some other n so on.this is the chain of the formation of a common man.many of us commute by private buses daily.have u ever thot of the scenario in these buses.let me give you a simpe example.a man boarded the bus and the conductor askd him for the ticket.that commuter gave him a 10rs. note to buy a5 rs ticket and asked the conductor for the balance amount.conductor told him "arrey abhi khulle(change) ayenge tab dedunga".after 10 mins that man said bhaisab mera stand aane vala hai paise dedo.and conductor replied to khulle lekr aya kro na.then man said agli baar se leaunga abhi stand aane vala h dedo.n then conductor indulged into uneccessary argument wid him.vo bechara(yeah thats d apt word here) mangta rha but use apne hi paise nhi mile and finally utar gaya apne stand pe.and guess what did he say?in conductro k aage aam insan ki kha chalti hai?ab koi ye btaye agar ye aam insan hai to vo cinductor kaha ka celebrity hai?he is also a bloody common man.the difference is just that he was more influencing than him.(badi machli choti machli ko khagyai).so this is how he became a common man.but what happend next?usne rickshaw kiya.n jb utra. he gave 5rs to that rickshawvala instead of 10.ricshhawvala literally begged him but usne use dhutkar diya(akhir use bhi to apna loss cover karna tha).what happend in this case.the former common man made another man a common man(the rickshawvala).economics student can relate this to investment multiplier.

This is how i saw 2 men changing into a common man within the span of 20 mins.and in a day there are 24 x 60 mins.so on an average in a day 24x60x6ppl transform into a common man(in an area of3-4 kms.).thats why INDIA is full of common man.

here comes the another real life but interesting example.
one of my friends told me that he was in a bus when a bunch of rural women entered in d bus n became the source of entrtainment for the passengers.especially for the tharki uncles.how?unpar aise chipak rhi thi...ki kya batayu or maze ki baat ye uncle b bade khush the.now wat happnd next is jis uncle se vo chipak rhi thi unhi ki pocket me haath dala n vollet nikalne lagi.n suddenly my friend noticed her n unlike others he yelled at that women n told others about her.normally to us aunty ko bus se nikaldena chaiye tha but common man ka jalwa dekhiye, jin uncle ka vollet tha vo stand pr utar liye...and that bunch of women attackd at him(my friend) using hardcore (kanjar,haramjaade etc****) words.and other common mans in the bus were literraly laughing at him n a lil govt. school boy said iska to c***** kat gaya.hahhahah!!!(thats how he laughed at him).
though this was a funny(for people) and embarsing(for my frnd) experience but what was the effect of this?my friend transformed himself into a common man or ab vo ek baat hmesha dhyan rakhega ki aage aisa kuch ho to kbi kiskiko na btay kyuki use apna c**** nhi katvana.

now hre i come up with an ironical example.

one day a gal boarded the bus from d stand next to mine.she was not so good at looks.the bus was as usual full of fools.all the ladies seat (thats what ws written vertically above the seat) were illegally captured by d gentle(common)men.gal said.to condctr>bhaiya seat dilvado.but cnductor didnt hear(actuallyhe was igoring her).the gal said the same thing again.n still there was no response from the cnductor.gal was so frustrated thatshe finally started making sarcastic comments(as if she is d saas n conductor is her bahu) like" bus paise leletehai seat veat hoti nhi etc.
ab humarcelebrity conductor ne bolne ki zehmat uthayi.n he said madam aage aayo(all gals rangn from18-66 are madam for comductors)
then ..madam aagayi....
conductor>>or aage aayo..madam or aage agayi
aise kar kar ke conductor madam ko stairs k paas leaya or bola ab utar jayo or is bus me mat chdna kabi.and evrybody was laughing at her n some of them were even praising condtor fo his gr8 sense of humour.
n guess what all ofthese were common man.

its ntyet over...age kya huya....after3-4 kms(now ppl were standing on eachothers foot) ek sundar si kanya chadi bus me(wearing a short top n a very tight jeans)...evrybody was staring at her.some of them were taking her body x-ray.

though there was no space n no vacant seat...but when she askd comductr for the seat..he said madam aap aage cabin me ajiye...(driver k paas...jaha gearbox hotahai vha ek seat hoti hai).n vo chli b gayi wothout even thinking ki ye driver conductor use kaise goor rhe teh n cabin me jha bhaithi thi vha se peeche se to sb kuch paani ki trah saaaf tha.)samjh gye na)but un madam ko bas seat chaiye thi vo b for 10 mins.
i ws so shocked ki jb jagah ho skti thi to us ladki ko utar diya..n wen there ws no space for even a puppy..tb use ladki ko jagah dedi.
now tell me "inner beauty is more important", do u still agree wid this phrase in the wordl full of common man??



aap sab bore hogye hge is post se kyu?kyuki aap sb bhi to common man hai?haina?
baaki ki khaniya baadme....filhal byee...n cheers to d common man.